Celebutard Has Plus-Size Problems

Kim Kardashian would evidently rather be known as a amateur porn star than a so-called "plus-size" gal.

The reality star, whose claim to fame is getting frisky on film with Ray J and her JLo booty, took issue with US Weekly for implying that she wears Forever 21's new plus-size line.

Of course Kim responded to the write-up on her blog because she lives for attention.

"I am a huge fan of Forever 21 and I'm very happy they have expanded their ine to include a plus-size range, but I am not in that size category and this article makes it sound like I am!," she kvetches.

So being freaky is OK but fat, no way.

Ironically, the not-so-plus-sized heirhead rushed to Jessica Simpson's defense following the January release of those infamous pic of the blonde bombshell looking a tad zaftig, but she's changed her tune now that the BMI watchers have her in their sights.

Kim adds, "I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things. I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a full-figured woman of extra large proportions is a little offensive. For the record, I am a size 2, not 2XL."

Whoa, whoa, whoa. We were with Kim until she told this whopper. Yeah, everyone in L.A., regardless of shape or height, is a size 2. Kim, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Britney Spears -- all are a size 2. Riiiiight.

Her waist might be a size 2, but there is no way all that booty can fit into such a small size. If you take two size twos and sew them together maybe . . .

Bottom line (pun intended): Fat people are cool and all, but Kim in no way, shape or form wants to be mentioned with them, no matter how loose the association.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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