Bruno Punk'd Paula Abdul!

* Paula Abdul is the latest victim of Sacha Baron Cohen's fabulously flamboyant Austrian fashion reporter alter ego, Bruno. The American Idol judge had a wacky interview with the comic and according to a source, "Paula was totally fooled. She bought into his character and to this day isn't aware she was fooled." Given her usual less than lucid state, there's probably no difference between her nonsensical cameo and any of the other "WTF is she talking about?" interviews she's done lately. We hope her people let her down easy when they tell her MC Skat Kat isn't real either.

* A mischievous radio station punk'd both Beyonce and a Vienna museum by sending a Bey doppelganger for a private tour. "Her face was extremely similar, but her body was totally different, says a museum spokeswoman. We think that may be what they call a "clue." They should have rung up sis Solange. God knows she's got the free time.

* Pobrecito, Jesus Luz. None of the other models at the Jeffry Fashion Cares show would talk to Madonna's boy toy, and they were gossiping behind his back like
"catty little girls." Sounds just like an episode of America's Next Top Model, expect these models actually have real life jobs on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah.

* Sam Lufti won't be getting near Britney Spears anytime soon. The Spears' family's temporary restraining order against the pop star's former bizarro manager has been extended for 3 years. Now, no one give Brit Brit a cell phone.

* Tyra Banks' stalker may have shattered her nerves, but not her spirit as she faced him down in court like Rosa Parks incarnate. At least, that's how she'll tell her "when I was stalked" anecdotes on a Very Special episode on her talk show: Maintaining Your Fierceness -- And A Fabulous Smoky Eye -- When Crazy People Are Out To Get You.

* Yep, she's gay. Top Gun love interest Kelly McGillis says coming to terms with her sexuality was "an ongoing process from the time I was probably 12." Kissing Tom
Cruise was probably her "yeah, no" light bulb moment. Who knew his serenade of "You've Lost That Loving Feeling" would be her swan song to heterosexuality?

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
		About the author:
		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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