Nicole Kidman Disses Marriage To Tom Cruise

* Apparently no longer feeling the "Scientology sparkle," Nicole Kidman has some choice words to say about her marriage to Tom Cruise, admitting she felt she "became a star only by association" to her Top Gun husband. "I felt it was my job to be seen and not heard." Sticking it to Tom even more, she says new hubby Keith Urban is her "greater love." Burn! Tommy sure leaves a lasting impression on the ladies doesn't he?

* Jennifer Aniston has demanded an umbrella handler on the set of The Baster to shield her from the sun (and potential melting makeup). Who does she think she is, Sean "Diddy" Combs? Yet another thing JLo will accuse her of pilfering. Oh, the irony . . .

* Kirstie Alley was on Oprah, and the two women commiserated about their fluctuating weights, as we all know (because we have eyes). We'd suggest the Star Jones "diet" but then the post-Jenny Craig Kirstie wouldn't be able to hawk her weight loss brand. Hopefully she won't have to eat her words -- and marketing plan -- the next time she makes a big deal about the whole putting on a bikini thing.

* Kelis' milkshake may bring all the boys to the yard but hubby Nas isn't one of them. She's filed for divorce even though she's 7 months pregnant. Things between the two
must have really . . . curdled. Cue Denise Richards to rehash how complicated it is.

* Apparently Britney Spears' newfound gardening hobby isn't enough to keep her off the pole. The pop tart is bringing her Circus tour -- and her stripper pole -- to the UK, requesting one be installed in her posh hotel room. Classy. Given the recent flurry of mic malfunctions, maybe she should work on learning where the "off" switch is instead.

* Former O.C. starlet Mischa Barton wants to land a role in a Shakespearian play. Cause Marissa Cooper's a theater purist, y'all. "Hey. Like, to be or not to be, or something." We knew those headbands of hers were a tad too tight.

* Catherine Zeta-Jones ('member her?) is reportedly interested in portraying Susan Boyle in a movie based on the "Britain's Got Talent" singer's life story. Hubby Michael Douglas could channel Gordon Gekko to play chesty Simon Cowell, natch. Paula Abdul probably won't notice the difference.

* Ex-Danity Kane member Aubrey O'Day is finalizing talks to star in the next season of A Shot At Love. Guess her go-gay-for-pay gamble paid off! We're braced for the inevitable For the Love of Ray J crossover. We figure the combined D-list force would register at least a 7.0 on the Speidi famewhore meter. Speaking of . . .

* With the wedding (both of them!), the singing and the swine-flu-mask pics, you'd think the media-sucking Speidi machine couldn't be more overexposed. Sillies. Heidi Montag is reportedly in talks to appear on the cover of Playboy -- though the new Mrs. Spencer Pratt's R-rated areas, including her Hills, will be kept under wraps -- for a rumored $500,000. Let that sink in. $500,000. We're just going to put it out there and ask if that might be too much.

* Don't worry about Paris Hilton catching the swine flu; the heirhead says she "doesn't eat that." This would make some sort of sense if Paris was talking about keeping kosher but apparently she has no idea what swine flu is.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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