Gossip Round-Up: Lindsay Lohan Employed at Last!

Plus, Vanessa Hudgens Might Get Naked. Again.

* CNN reports sightings of flying pigs and that hell has indeed frozen over following shocking news that washed up actress Lindsay Lohan will star in the indie fantasy comedy The Other Side with Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi, Dave Matthews and Alanis Morissette. Start saving those pennies for the straight-to-DVD release!

* Dear Shanna Moakler: The Donald has spoken--the Miss California drama is o-v-e-r, like Jessica Simpson's latest attempt at a singing career. Now, please shut the hell up about why you resigned as pageant co-chair and get yourself a hobby. Maybe learn to knit a scarf and muzzle yourself. Thank you, the United States Of We Don't Give A Crap.

* Joel Madden and Nicole Richie have been getting ready for the arrival of their newest family member, buying "paint for the nursery and -- surprise, surprise -- it's blue" and "plush animals and infant toys from FAO Schwartz, and everything just happens to be blue." Either the couple just really likes blue or Nic is having a boy. Or a lesbian.

* Seventy-five-year-old actress Shirley Jones, best known for playing mom on The Partridge Family is considering posing nude for Playboy. We think we speak for everyone when we say, "Better her than Heidi Montag."

Katie Holmes, er sorry Tom, KATE, is Afraid of the Dark. Mrs. Tom Cruise has signed on for a role in a thriller from Pan's Labyrinth mastermind Guillermo del Toro about a young girl who moves in with her father and his girlfriend and discovers they are sharing the house with "devilish creatures." Oh, so it's a documentary then. Irony, table for one!

* Vanessa Hudgens admits she'd strip for an amazing movie role. What she meant to say was ANY movie role. The part will probably be amazing though. Because it'll almost certainly be porn.

* Kim Kardashian opened up and told the world about her stepfather Bruce Jenner's many face-lifts (noooo, really?!). No wonder he never looks surprised at those Kardashian girls' crazy antics.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends. From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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