Oops, He Did It Again. Of Course He's Had Lots Of Practice . . .

Mel Gibson's girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva is using her uterus to hang on to the rest of the Passion of the Christ star's paycheck.

Ever the devout so-called Catholic, M.G. has begun sowing a new family with his new gal pal, a relationship that was revealed only a month ago.

TMZ is reportedly confirming rumors that have been circulating for awhile that the Russian temptress is indeed pregnant and in her second trimester.

Well played, Oksana. Realizing her singing career on Mel's Icon label was destined to be as the opening act at seedy strip clubs, the enterprising entertainer opted to turn her womb into an ATM with unlimited funds. Her dalliance with Timothy Dalton, with whom she has a 12-year-old son, was evidently just a warm-up. Very well played, indeed.

The National Enquirer claims, In late April, Mel gathered his children at the family home in Malibu and broke the news that Oksana is pregnant, and he expects them to accept the baby as a new sibling."

Mel Gibson's like the new Donald Trump, dumping the long-suffering mother of his kids for some younger model type he'll probably be bored with before the rest of his hair falls out.

Reportedly Mel's oldest sons, twins Edward and Christian, have hired a lawyer to
look into protecting their trust funds: They are quite upset they're furious with him and say they're going to take steps to protect their inheritance, which they feel
is in jeopardy.

Yeah, we're sure little over my trust fund's dead body will be welcomed into the family with open arms.

Mel tried to reason with them, telling them that it was an unplanned pregnancy, but his kids know his track record and they're worried they'll be cast aside for Dad's new family. Hell, in just a few short years there could be hundreds of new mini Gibsons running around with their hands out.

He and Jon Gosselin can commiserate over beers. But they'll have to go halvies--hair plugs and college tuition for eight don't come cheap, ya know.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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