And . . . Speidi Sets Out To Ruin The Literary World. Is Nothing Safe From Their Douchery?!

Oops, she did it again. Britney Spears nimbly managed to insert her foot into her mouth. But more suprisingly, a live microphone was actually there at the very same moment! What are the odds? While performing her Circus tour in Manchester, England she gave the city a shout out. Well, more specifically, she gave London a shout out, saying What's up London? I doubt Britney even knows the difference. She probably thinks England and London and the UK are all the same thing. When someone pointed out her mistake, she just laughed and admitted she's not very good at GEOLOGY??

* Victoria Beckham has reportedly down-sized her implants from 34DD to 34B. According to a source, Posh wanted for some time to shed her old image as a big haired, big boobed, fake tanned WAG. When asked for comment David Beckham fell down to his knees, shook his fists at God and screamed Nooooooooooo!

* Lindsay Lohan is denying that she hinted on her Twitter page that Justin Timberlake was cheating on Jessica Biel at AVENUE lounge in New York ("So dark -- where's jb cheater?"). A grainy pic was also posted of Justin allegedly making out with another woman. Lindsay claims the drunk-tweeting nonsense is the work of a hacker. A hacker? That's the best excuse she could come up with? Why not aliens? Or a secret government plot to tarnish her reputation? Uh, Linds? You and technology and alcohol have been on a collision course for years. Remember that "be adequate" email? Of course you don't. You were high. At least this latest incident will make the attorney's job easier when he pleads stupidity in her jewel heist case.

* Piano man Billy Joel, or "William" if you're a pretentious snob (cough*Gwyneth Paltrow*cough), is getting divorced from his third and much-younger wife Katie Lee Joel after almost five years of marriage. They had no children, which is the only thing keeping her being crowned the winner in the Gold Digging World Championship. The silver lining is that Billy's daughter Alexa is just a few years younger than Katie. We're sure she has a friend or two he can date and then marry. Fourth times a charm!

* Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are reportedly hard at work on a book about how to become famous. This should make Lauren Conrad's "L.A. Candy" book look like a Shakespearian classic.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
		About the author:
		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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