This Time They're Positive They Can Be An Even More Boring Couple

We all have that one friend who watches Oprah and Tyra Banks religiously and devours self-help books such as Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus like they're potato chips, yet keeps making the same dumb-ass mistakes with men over and over again.

For the sake of argument, let's call her Jennifer Aniston.

Speaking of, Aniston and douchebag famewhore John Mayer have reportedly reunited, according to People magazine.

Again.

"They've been talking for a while they're very friendly, says a pal.

We blame Courtney Cox for neglecting her BFF duties for not talking Aniston out of her reoccurring lead role in He's Just Not That Into You But He's Willing To Sleep With You For Easy Sex and Column Inches.

The dysfunctional twosome first called it quits in August 2008, only to reunite months later for a short time and then split once again in March after a very public appearance together at the Oscars.

Maniston recently spent a night together late last month at New York City's Bowery Hotel. Jen was there on the arm of John and they were all very lovey, says an onlooker. She was in casual clothing as was he, and she seemed very comfortable around his crowd of friends.

Great. Here come the many months of speculation over whether or not they're together or broken up again. This should make Jennifer interesting for about 30 minutes or so . . .

Anyway, it doesn't matter how true this rumor is, because Jennifer Aniston will see this story as a victory anyway. It's accomplished her main directive in life it's got her name in print again.

But most importantly -- to us anyway -- it's a moment of respite from the crapstorm that is Jon and Kate Gosselin and Balloon Boy.

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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