Britney Fan Tries To Join The Circus

* Britney Spears' Circus show was a big hit with one overzealous fanboy who jumped onstage and tried to do a little dance with the Britster. Luckily, there were lots of fake cops on stage and he was whisked away with some well-coordinated, step-turn-kick dance moves. Hmmmm, anyone know where Chris "Leave Britney Alone!" Crocker was this weekend?

* In Hollywood, everybody and their waiter wants to direct. So it's no surprise that Scarlett Johansson has the itch to helm the lens. But her first-ever behind-the-camera effort from New York, I Love You ended up on the cutting room floor. 'Cause it was it was as good as her singing.

* First Kevin Federline wanted to dress your kids. Now Paris Hilton is jumping on the kiddie couture bandwagon. Get ready for see-through shirts, because they're like, so hot for the under-six set. Will no one think of the children?

* It seems that John Mayer has been getting an overdose of his own medicine and doesn't care for it. The singer had a blink-and-you'll-miss it fling with Hawaiian Tropic model Scheana Marie Jancan and she's milking the momentary hookup for all it's worth to the media. He is her Jennifer Aniston. We hope she starts twittering about him!

* Like a hip band or new nightspot, celebs are desperate to show they were down with the swine flu before everyone else. Take Lisa Rinna, who says, "I believe we all, except for myself, had the swine flu at our house." We're number one! We're number one!

* Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon celebrated their one-year wedding anniversary with a bash in Vegas where Nick brought his wifey to tears with a surprise video presentation of the schmoopy moments of their celeb-marriage. She was as surprised as the rest of us they managed to make it that long.

* Apparently reality star Tila Tequila didn't need a dating show to find true love. On Monday, she announced on her official blog that she's dating Kim Kardashian's ex, Ray J. Awe, so sweet ain't it, kids? We're sure reality execs are just chomping to green light their new show together. Thank you both for taking us down another notch on the already crumbling entertainment ladder!

* Team Rainbow just lost its plus one. After yet another report claimed Pink (who has reconciled with hubby Carey Hart) was bisexual, she took to Twitter to discount the claim, "I just read that I'm bisexual--so 1991. Good thing people write articles about me so I can get my facts straight." Oops. Lindsay Lohan's going to have to return all that stuff she just bought in hopes of landing a new sugar mama.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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