OMFG: Lauren Conrad Is A Best-selling Author!?

If The Teens Reading This Crap Really Are Our Future, We're So Screwed ...

Michael Jackson, still dead. Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, splitsville.

The world has just gone all topsy-turvy lately.

And now the "novel" that someone else wrote and Lauren Conrad slapped her name on -- L.A. Candy -- is the #1 book on the New York Times Bestseller list for the SECOND week since its release on June 16th.

Guess we should never underestimate the stupidity of teenagers.

She tells People, "If someone said to me five years ago when this all started that I would one day make the New York Times Best Seller list I wouldn't have believed it. I am so honored that it is now a reality. It was such a compliment to be included in something with such established names."

Oh, really, Lauren? Name one of those "established names." Go on, we dare you. Better yet, SPELL one of them. And no, "Marie Claire" doesn't count.

Idiot.

Anyone up for a book burning ceremony? We'll bring the graham crackers, chocolate and marshmallows!

By Paige Muller

P.S. To all you other aspiring multi-hypenate celebrities with a burning desire to future destroy the literary world, we are totally willing to sell our journalistic integrity in exchange for a big fat paycheck. Morals are so over-rated when rent is due and Barney's is having a blow-out sale. Call us, Heidi Montag!

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends. From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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