Who Does Tiger Think He Is, George Clooney?

Ringling Bros circus has nothing on the Tiger Woods' Parade of Whores as more women line up to cash in the biggest lottery free-for-all since the California Powerball.

If your ticket says S-K-A-N-K-HO, you're a winner!

Rachel Uchitel and Jaimee Grubbs are already practicing their "wah, but he told me he loved me" faces for the standard tabloid talk show tour of shame.

Joining them, and hoping for at least the cover of FHM magazine, is Kalika Moquin, a marketing manager for The Bank nightclub in Las Vegas.

A source tells Life & Style, They've hooked up a bunch of times. Tiger told Kalika that married life isn't all it's built up to be. He said he wasn't happy in his marriage or his home life and that there was just so much pressure on him.

But wait, THERE'S MORE!

TMZ reports that a fourth ho is ready to step onto the stage and claim a two-year-long affair with Tiger Woods, which started in 2004 (the year he got married to Elin) when she was 20. They alleged mistress met Tiger in Orlando, Fl while she was working as a cocktail waitress.

And Radar reports that three other trollops are waiting in the wings to declare that they have also played a round of "hide the driver" with Woods.

This brings the Tiger Woods mistress whore tally to 7...and counting. Look for a special "Got Wood? Tiger Woods' Harem" edition of Playboy to hit newsstands in time for the holidays. It's the perfect gift for the pimp daddy in your life!

To save ourselves some time in the future, let's just assume that Tiger has had an affair with every cocktail waitress/nightclub marketing manager/reality skank from here to Los Angeles.

And the clock ticks down to 'rehab for sex addiction' in 3...2...1...

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
		About the author:
		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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