Don't Fight With Him for The Remote: A Woman in Charge Has Her Own Rogers PVR

Three shows with the word rock' in the title, plus 11 other television events you'll want to watch this month.

Top Chef

Wednesdays at 10pm, Bravo

Everyone's favorite competition reality show is back, and the weekly creations of this batch of chefs will make you just as hungry as seasons past. Now can one of the women win this time?

Rock of Love 2 Finale

Sunday, April 13 at 9pm, VHI

The second season of the Bret Michaels love-fest has been insane and debaucherous. We suspect that Bret's signature blonde locks are really a wig.

Locked Up Abroad

Mondays at 9pm, National Geographic Channel

This weekly doc, about normal folks who commit crimes abroad and deal with justice systems that make ours look like a cake walk, will inspire you to never, ever take a package from a stranger on a plane.

Tracey Ullman's State of the Union

Sundays at 10pm, Showtime

Tracey is the queen of sketch comedy and impersonations, and her new show has been getting raves. Now that she's now officially a citizen, she can poke a lot more fun at the good ole US of A.

Battlestar Galactica

Season Premiere, Friday, April 4th at 10pm, Sci Fi Channel

This drama, about an alien military spaceship searching for Earth, sounds like it'd only appeal to sci-fi geeks and Scientologists. But over the past four years, it's proven to be one of the smartest shows on television.

What Females Want and Males Will Do

Sunday, April 6 at 8pm, PBS

This two-part special is like sex-ed for adults, delving into the research out there on human courtship. Here's to finding out the scientific reason why you always go for emotionally unavailable bad boys.

CSI: Miami

Tuesdays at 10pm, CBS

Elizabeth Berkley of Showgirls fame steps in to make a good forensic scientist show even better.

Rock the Cradle

Thursdays at 10pm, MTV

A new show that pits Landon Brown (son of Bobby) against Crosby Loggins (son of Kenny) and Jesse Snider (son of Dee). Count us in.

John Adams

Sundays at 9pm, HBO

Paul Giamatti and Laura Linney, two of the most underrated actors out there, team up for this miniseries about the second president. Luckily, there's HBO On Demand so you can catch up on the episodes that have already aired.

30 Rock

Season Premiere, Thursday, April 10th at 9pm, NBC

Tina Fey and company is back. Woo hoo!

The Colbert Report

Mondays through Thursdays at 11:30pm, Comedy Central

Even though he won't be Huckabee's running mate, Stephen has been

laugh-out-loud recently. We need him as the presidential primary drags on and on.