Latest Spat Ends in "Love Lockdown"

Has Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson's relationship reached its climax?

The freckled starlet's assistant (now there's a gig with a lot of down time) confirmed that La Lohan has split from her record spinning gal pal with privileges after a massive fight.

Like they have any other kind.

Things reportedly went south (lesbian humor, ha!) for the embattled duo, who have had fought more rounds than Mike Tyson, after Sam banned Miss Lilo from a private party she was DJ-ing on Friday.

Doormen at the launch party for sister Charlotte Ronson's JC Penney clothing line were under strict orders from the Ronson family to bounce Miss Lohan (if you're nasty) if she tried to crash the party. Sure enough, instead of trying to rehab
her image by walking around with fake scripts in her arms, the fallen starlet showed up only to be "restrained from coming in by five security guards," according to an onlooker.

Now, five burly bouncers to handle one underfed also-ran seems a bit much. We're pretty sure just one of them could have pretended Seth Rogan wanted to talk to her about a part in Knocked Up 2 and she would gone running. Or offered her a
Red Bull. Either one.

"Lindsay knew she was unwanted, but came anyway, to no avail," said another source. Adding insult to injury, Paris Hilton and her latest male accessory were waved in and Tara Reid now leapfrogs a space up on H'wood's guest list.

The Mean Girls star was reportedly so desperate to gain entry she even tried to climb over the walls. Huge fail to TMZ and the rest of the pap squad for not getting that snap. What, was it their night off?

After all the breakup to makeup drama, Sam seems to have quit her celesbian for good this time. Paps spotted a locksmith at Sam's home on Saturday changing the locks to her Hollywood Hills house where she and Lindsay have living together for at least six months.

Lindsay, who previously blamed the couple's troubles on "all the sicko" fans would just won't "just leave her personal life alone" line jumped to the front of the hypocrite bus, Twitter-ranting about Sam's cheating and drug use, conveniently forgetting her triple stint in rehab and wandering text fingers.

Since the insta-lesbian thing hasn't quite worked out, Linds will be back rebounding in the man-pool for parts and publicity so Chace Crawford and Michael Phelps might want to put a No-Lohan blocker on their cellies in case Linds gets her flirt on via more drunk dialing.

While they're at it, maybe they can should see if Jamie Spears can swing by Lindsay's pad with some cheese grits and conservatorship papers.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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