Confirmed: Lindsay Lohan & Sam Ronson Dunzo

Lindsay Lohan finally caught a clue after seeing the shiny new locks on the door at Sam Ronson's house and revealed to E! News that reports of the couple's breakup are true: "We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself." Read: Linds got D-U-M-P-E-D. But hasn't she pretty much been on a break spending Sam's money for the last two years?


Demi Moore: movie star by day, lifesaving twittering hero by night. A woman sent Ashton Kutcher's Mrs. a tweet saying, "getting a knife, a big one that is sharp. Going to cut my arm down the whole arm so it doesn't waste time." After Moore reposted the woman's message on her Twitter page saying, "Hope you are joking" many users posted on their own pages saying they were contacting the police. The brief exchange inspired several people to contact the authorities. A few hours later, the celebrity tweeted a confirmation of the events' validity. "It is my understanding that the situation was not a joke and that through the collective efforts here, action was taken to provide help." And John Mayer thought Twitter was just for twits.

* Oh baby! Jennifer Lopez and hubby Marc Anthony are reportedly squabbling about having more bambinos. Marc wants Jen barefoot and pregnant, the former Fly Girl, not so much. Behind closed doors, JLo is frustrated with being a stay-at-home with the nanny mum. An anonymous friend snitched, "she'll never give up the red carpet, and certainly doesn't want to be barefoot and pregnant, locked down or locked up." But think of all the money she'd score for the exclusive baby cover shoot!

* Look out leading ladies, Slumdog Millionaire star Freida Pinto is out for your job. The insta-celeb has bumped Scarlett Johansson as Woodie Allen's masturbatory muse; is in the middle of a Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie threesome for the part as the next Bond babe; and has Gwyneth Paltrow scared that Freida will steal her mega cosmetics contract with Estee Lauder. At least she'll always have GOOP.

* Transformers star Megan Fox is so over the whole sex symbol thing. "I don't want to be on the cover of every magazine that exists," she says. "I want to try not to do that. It's my job to show people something different." And what job might that be, exactly?

* Seeing Smashing Pumpkin's front man Billy Corgan cozy up to Tila Tequila at the Bravo A-list Awards fills us with Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness. Is Billy her next "Shot At Love?" Maybe Tila misread the invite and thought it said "carpet burn" instead of "red carpet."

* While you were busy being a hard-working and productive member of society, tax-payer supported freeloader Nadya Suleman (aka Octo-Mom) is a step closer to making her Angelina Jolie delusions real---the multiple mom has scored a reality show. Wait, it gets better. The show will not only follow the life of Suleman and her family of 14, it "will also be following Nadya Suleman as she attempts to find a person to have a relationship with." How's this for the show's title: Must Look Like Brad Pitt? Now we know why she spent like Beyonce on a recent Sephora shopping spree, but not even Clinique can cover the crazy!

* Mommy Dearest Candy Spelling is evidently too busy wheeling and dealing in real estate to see daughter Tori Spelling and her grand kids. The tough cookie reportedly passed on an $120 million offer on her outlandishly glitzy $150 million L.A. mansion. Hey, maybe she can pull a lease-option deal with Isaiah Washington, isn't he looking for a pad?

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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