Boys And Girls, LiLo Is Single & Ready To Mingle!

Sometimes a celebrity will perform the near impossible feat of getting you to re-like them even though they are past the point of ubiquity.

Such is the case with Lindsay Lohan's brand-new, completely uncalculated bid at self-deprecation in an eHarmony ad spoof for comedy site Funny or Die.

Hey, it worked for Hugh Grant so why not Lindsay?

"Hi, my name is Lindsay and I'm searching for love," she says. "I'm recently single, I think, and I'm looking for someone who I can spend the rest of my life with, or at least
the rest of my probation with."

Linds proceeds to reveal a little bit about herself. You know, the usual stuff: She's creative, a workaholic and, "according to the state of California, an alcoholic."

As for the perfect mate, he or she should love things like "long walks on the beach, car chases on the PCH, antiquing and passing out in Cadillac Escalades."

She even pokes fun at her recent oh so dramatic "I'm So Alone" cover of Us Weekly, "Don't pretend like you don't know me. We've all read about it."

It's the best work the newly red-headed again DVD movie star has done all year. Er, make that, the ONLY work Linds has done all year.

Watch the spoof: here.

But much of the satire is more truth than fiction, causing us some major internal debate: on the one hand, it showcases Linds DOES have talent, but it's drowning in a mound of coke and fake tanner. And it is pretty funny, unlike let's say Zac Efron's recent pool party video that relied on star cameos and his six-pack for amusement.

On the other, it's a wee bit early for Lindsay to be making fun of her mess of a life. She needs to quit two-handing shots at nightclubs, trying to gate crash Jack Nicholson's house and SHUT UP about the hell of losing Samantha Ronson and the Hades of being exploited by the press, before she starts poking fun at herself.

Honestly, we want Intervention's Candy Finnigan to give LiLo a hug and whisk her away for a long mental vacay and nights in eating Dominos before she ends up as a patient-under-glass on VH-1's Sober House. Then maybe people will start taking her seriously again instead of betting on when she'll start wearing Britney Spears' pink wig and speaking in a British accent.

The answer is clear. Lind's hope for Mean Girls 2 and a big-screen bounce back rests in the hands of the Chosen One: Suri Cruise (sorry, Oprah). She can add Career Resurrection to her Monday - Friday schedule between tumbling and world peace.

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
		About the author:
		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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