She Just Had A Really Big Meal

Mariah Carey won't be singing lullabies anytime soon. The honey-voiced hitmaker, like the rest of the celeb clique, used Twitter to set the record straight that she is not, repeat NOT, preggers.

Photographers followed Mariah and Nick to San Diego, where they spent the Easter holiday with Nick's side of the family. And reports also claimed she and hubby Nick Cannon visited a fertility clinic on the holy day.

Once the photos hit the tabs, the baby-bump buzzing began. But evidently the singer was simply the unwitting victim of too many Cadbury eggs and an unfortunate outfit that looked like a giant cupcake.

"I don't know what was worse, the bleak angles and bright peach dress just to be festive (we had fun!) Or the b.s. commentary/blogs," Mariah wrote.

Nothing an A-line and Spanx can't fix, 'kay lambs?

Besides, Ms. Carey isn't about to get knocked up until there's a line of magical unicorn maternity wear available.

"And if I gained a few pounds, my trainers back living w/me again . . . yippie."

Ms. E=MC2 should tweet the workout deets to Ed Westwick before swim suit season. Nothing worse that a fat guy in a little speedo.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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