The Big Apple Ground Zero For Jennifer Aniston & Angelina Jolie Run-in?

Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie are both shooting movies in New York City right now. You know what that means: tabloid theories about Jen's Angie-induced avoidance. Luckily, Jen has a faux boyfriend waiting in the wings for some photog-friendly PDA the second a Brangelina sighting is confirmed. God, coordinating the logistics of her life must be exhausting.

* Lindsay Lohan says that Natalie Portman has been "there for her though everything." We didn't realize these two were besties. We suspect Nat is surprised as well.

* Sparring Hills stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt managed to pull off their "wedding" last weekend without Satan descending from the ceiling and declaring the union to be the first sign of the apocalypse -- that's reserved for when Speidi decides to spawn. The newlyweds are now in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico where wannbe warbler Heidi is shooting her new music video. Is it a coincidence that a swine flu epidemic has sprung up just as they arrive? We think not.

* A soundboard mix of Beyonce singing an off-pitch screechy version of "If I Were A Boy" has been exposed as a fake. And to think that for a few beautiful moments, Ashley Simpson felt vindicated.

* Poor Jessica Biel. She worked so hard to learn how to pole dance and now her stripper flick is going straight to DVD. Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson would like to extend a warm welcome to the "Straight-to-DVD Is Totally OK! A Check Is A Check" club. Hef's former bunny Kendra Wilkinson has a new line of stripper poles if BF Justin Timberlake is interested in a little at-home demo of her moves.

* John Mayer isn't wasting any time pining after ex Jennifer Aniston. The singer has reportedly started dating model Scheana Maria Jancan. Now he's really living the rock and roll lifestyle. All that's missing is the busted hotel rooms and repeated trips to rehab.

* Pro-wife beater Terrence Howard is a mite miffed about being replaced in Iron Man 2. He told Parade magazine that giving his role to Don Cheadle was a "very, very bad choice" and that karma will punish Marvel with a terrible movie. Gee, hard to imagine who wouldn't want to work with this charmer.

* As if destroying music careers (Cassie, Danity Kane, Carl Thomas) isn't enough, Diddy's setting out to end modeling careers before they start too. If you're interested in being a part of the Diddy machine only to be dropped like a hot potato and abandoned, then check out the latest model call looking for the next face of Sean John. Good luck to your future nonexistent career, money issues and Playboy spreads.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
		About the author:
		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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