Brad Pitt Ditches Angelina Jolie For Ex!? Jennifer Aniston's Publicist Has Been Working Overtime!

* If it's a day ending in "y," you can bet on a new Brangelina rumor. Courtesy of In Touch Weekly, the latest tab fab has Brad Pitt "defying Angelina" to meet Jennifer Aniston in a secret rendezvous in which he confessed to her all his problems with his babies' mama. Then he demonstrated his love to Jen by wearing a necklace she gave him. Because Hollywood divorces are apparently just like high school breakups. God, if they're just going to make this stuff up, they could at least try to be more clever, maybe something about whips and chains and his 'n' her nipple clips. Slackers.

* Britney Spears is reportedly so worried about breathing clean air that she's purchased a special $22,000 oxygen chamber to "reverse any smoke inhalation damage." Of course, putting down the pack of Marlboro's is also a pretty effective method.

* Kiefer Sutherland went all Jack Bauer and head-butted Proenza Schouler designer Jack McCollough at the Costume Institute Gala, landing the guy in the hospital after besmirching Brooke Shields' honor. Kinda gives new meaning to the term "fashion victim."

* Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady were snapped leaving an OBGYN's office in Manhattan, sparking rumors the supermodel is pregnant. Or maybe she has the clap. Go ahead, feel free to borrow that idea to leak to the tabs, Bridget Moynahan.

* Move over Hugh Jackman! The mutants are taking over Hollywood. Ryan Reynolds -- who plays the wise-cracking Deadpool from X-Men Origins: Wolverine -- is getting his own spin-off. His abs just begged for their own feature (definitely worth the $10!). But let's hope wifey Scarlet Johansson isn't allowed anywhere near the camera on set.

* Bristol Palin says she's for abstinence now after becoming The Candies Foundation Teen Ambassador. We're not sure how this squares with the company's marketing sexy underwear to young girls campaign with Britney Spears, unless B & B are supposed to be the "after" in this little scenario.

* Paula Abdul revealed a morsel of (un) shocking news, opening up about her former addiction to painkillers and claims she never appeared on American Idol high. Drunk off her ass and reeking of Vodka? Bottoms up!

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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