In "Duh" News of the Day...

Boyfriend of the Year Chris Brown denied leaking nude pictures of his ex Rihanna, "or anyone else."

In fact, he went so far as to deny even knowing what a digital camera is. He's been far too busy churning butter and building schools for the poor to keep up with the inventions of the modern world.

But if he had leaked them, it totally wasn't his fault. RiRi's breasts just happened to jump in front of the lens when his finger accidentally pushed the camera button, and if she hadn't been stumbling around the hotel room in her darn high heels, he never would have tripped and hit the "send" button on his computer. So really, he's the victim here.

Of course, no one really expected Brown to come clean. But at least he's consistent. His record as a complete and utter douche is flawless. Woohoo, he's number one!

Guess it would be kind of hard to man up after everyone's seen you with a pair of pink Victoria's Secret panties on your head.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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