Get Those "Jen & (Insert Name Here) Split" Headlines Ready

To absolutely no one's surprise, Jennifer Aniston's hook up with Gerard Butler was over before the tabloid ink dried. For her sake, we hope it ended with a bang, not a whimper (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).

But with a new flick to promote, she's up to her old tricks and lookin' for a new love before her picture is splashed all over the tabloids with some headline like "Jennifer's So Alone!" Again.

The latest name in her romance Rolodex? Her He's Just Not That Into You costar Bradly Cooper. According to friends, the pretty pair have been "together" for about
a month.

Jen and Brad 2.0 first made flirty headlines when Bradley was caught trying to get into the premiere of J's newest movie, Management, where an awkward love triangle
developed despite clumsy costumed attempts to disguise the situation.

A spy reported that Brad dos tried an array of quick costume changes like some character in a budget version of Mr. and Mrs. Smith to evade press on the red carpet so that he could flirt with Aniston during the event's festivities.

Also in attendance at the soiree? None other than Bradley's ex-wife Jennifer Esposito, who reportedly spent the evening near the bar, avoiding the main room
completely as she sipped on Svedka. Tsk, tsk. Bad form, J.A. But maybe she was just happy to be on that side of things for once.

"Bradley and Jennifer [Aniston] were definitely into each other. She kept touching his chest and whispering in his ear," says a snitch.

But how weird is it that her new love shares the same name as her endlessly blabbed about ex? Jen's probably getting a thrill seeing "Jen and Brad" in the headlines again, but unlike John Mayer who just sobbed quietly, put the blonde wig on and dreamed of Twittering by candlelight, B.C.'s gotta be wondering who she's really thinking of when she says "Brad" with that dreamy look in her eye.

"That beeyotch Angelina thought she could keep us apart but I knew you'd come back to me, Brad. I prayed every night for us to be together again. Do you like my hair? I haven't cut it since you left as a symbol of my love. Tell me I'm your pretty, pretty princess."

Awkward.

Brad C. scores major points on the hotness meter with those smoldering baby blues, but after splitting from Esposito after being married for only four months and a string of love 'em and leave 'em romances, Cooper is going to be absolutely no different than Vince Vaughn or John Mayer.

Sigh. Jen, when will you learn?

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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