Wed, May 23 2012

Jake Gyllenhaal's Abs Of Steel

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Are They Real Or Memorex?

Is Jake Gyllenhaal getting a little male enhancement help to improve his appearance in his new flick Prince of Persia?

Oye, get your pervy minds out of the gutter. Sheesh.

The Brokeback Mountain star's insane six-pack in footage released over the weekend and its lack of resemble to shirtless paparazzi photos has sparked the Internet's most conspiracy-prone beefcake lovers to smell a rat. With fake abs.

Good to know that Mariah Carey's ab air brushers found work.

Though Gyllenhaal bulked up before for Jarhead and his midsection doesn't look as obviously painted on as, say, Gerard Butler's from 300, blogs are abuzz with single-handed scrutiny.

Producer Jerry Bruckheimer seems equally hypnotized by J.G. When asked what the actor brings to the film, Bruckheimer said, Well, he's very handsome. And he's in fantastic shape. He got in great shape for this movie. And he's a brilliant actor, and that's what it is all about. You know, he's young, he's talented, and that's what we rely on his talent.

Yeah, his talent at taking his shirt off.

We'd gladly submit our name to lead the Ab-Gate Investigation Committee to ascertain the truth, and only the truth, of this all-important matter. We'll be
gentle, Jake. Pinkie swear. We wouldn't dare risk the wrath of Reese Witherspoon's pointy chin.

By Paige Muller


Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
About the author:

Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.

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bpike
Holy smokes, those abs are terrifying. They can't be actually real, can they?
Brian Pike , May 14, 2009

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