And John Mayer Has Lame Game

* Megan Fox is really tired of everyone fawning all over her. She says, "It pisses me [off] when people f--king complain that I'm too beautiful to get a part." Oh, the trials and tribulations of being Megan Fox.

* Ghost Whisperer star Jennifer Love Hewitt was spotted buying a pregnancy test at a CVS pharmacy. Is she jumping on the celebrity baby wagon? Or is it just a grab for attention since her TV character coinky dinky happens to be preggers? We suspect the latter but if she is knocked up, let's hope the celebuspawn takes after J-Love and not maybe baby daddy Jamie Kennedy.

* Lindsay Lohan is doing yet another Marilyn Monroe impression, this time in a photo shoot for Spanish Vogue. It's not that we don't love Marilyn, but wouldn't Lindsay benefit from having a more ... stable role model?

* Tori Spelling's hubby buys her a new ring every year they're married. It reminds her of the first time he proposed to her - in a seedy hotel so his wife couldn't find them. Aww, how romantic.

* Nicole Kidman has dropped out of Woody Allen's next film project. Is she pregnant? Does she hate Woody Allen? Is she pregnant AND filled with hatred for Woody? So many questions . . .

* Kevin Federline is flat broke despite receiving $40,000/month from Britney Spears. Maybe the fast-food restaurant from his Nationwide commercial is hiring. Better yet, the hefty hoofer should take Nutrisystem up on their offer to improve his cash flow situation and get his dancer's figure back.

* It's your daily "Jon & Kate Plus 8, plus whatever else is going on" update time. Kate "Attacked By A Weed Wacker" Gosselin says of the current tabloid frenzy: "This is certainly not what I envisioned I was signing up for. When I see magazines in stores it's really difficult. It amazes me there is an industry that follows you around and writes stories about you." So you see, Kate is a victim who had no idea that allowing television cameras inside her home to document her family for five seasons, writing a book about her personal life and talking to magazines about her marital struggles could have ever resulted in everyone getting all up in her private business.

* Nick Cannon was apparently more than wild n' out about a leaked record from Eminem's forthcoming album in which Em name-checks Nick and wifey Mariah Carey, along with a few choice expletives. We can't tell what's worse: Nick trying to be a tough guy or Em thinking anyone still cares that he's coming out with an album.

* John Mayer hit on a woman by offering, "Let me tuck you in." Vomit. Further proof that if you're famous, game is optional.

* The National Enquirer reports that Dolly Parton is ponying up her own cash to save Jessica Simpson's floundering country career. Busty blonde country crooners have to stick together, y'all!

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
		About the author:
		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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