And . . . Celebs Catch A Case Of American Idol Fever

* Paris Hilton's new gig: movie critic? She weighs in on Quentin Tarantino's new flick but really, all you need to know are two words. Brad. Pitt.

* Burlesque beauty Dita Von Teese says Q's Nazi movie has "everything a Tarantino movie should have." Blood. Violence. Samuel L. Jackson. The usual.

* Shiloh Jolie Pitt's not sure she gets it. We're sure Zahara will break it down for her with Barbie and sock puppets.

* And Brangelina might want to hang onto some of their cash instead of giving it all away to afford Shiloh's intensive therapy after getting an eyeful of "Paris, Not France" sans underpants. Poor kid. We know how she feels.

* No need to feel "unworldly," Mariah Carey. You have a really good pointis Cannes pronounced "can o' tuna" or "con artist"?

* Madame Butterfly's hubby Nic Cannon is kicking in his share of coin to the family finances. Pizza and beer are on Nic, ya'll!

* All we can really understand of Courtney Love's latest rant is the word "marbles," which, frankly, seem long gone.

* If you're having Internet problems today, blame Stephen Colbert.

* Tweet Topic: Katie Holmes and Suri aren't the only celebs on pins and needles for the American Idol finale. Stars are picking their faves. Adrianne Curry: Lambert. Brooke Hogan: Lambert. Paula Abdul: "Who do you think?"

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