Reporter Outs Herself As Brad Pitt Groupie

We all like to think we'd be unfazed if we ever met a celebrity, telling ourselves, "they're just like us." Act cool. Be totally nonchalant.

Today Show host Ann Curry has interviewed some of the biggest bold-face names in entertainment, but sitting down for a one-on-one with Brad Pitt apparently turns even a veteran reporter into a giggling school girl.

The interview with Brad, who's in Cannes to promote the highly-anticipated Quentin Tarantino flick Inglorious Basterds, started pretty well with the standard soft ball questions about the film, which Ann declares is a "powerful statement about large, big, powerful Jews."

But soon it she couldn't contain herself and she started acting giddy like a tween girl with Brad's name written all over her notebook, on the verge of orgasming just from being in his talented, sexy, beautiful presence.

And the humble actor found himself getting a wee bit fidgety when the conversation turned to more personal questions like, "Would you describe it as one of the happiest times in your life?" and "What's guiding you now?"

She goes on, gushing, "A lot of women watching this right now are really envious of me, because I get to stand here and talk to you!"

Not to mention, she DARED to touch the Sexiest Man Alive's face and then twittered about it later, "Oh my god, you guys! I'll never wash this hand again!" Right now she's busy trying to figure out how to get rid of Angelina and have Brad all to herself.

Watch the video here.

You can practically see Brad screaming "help, call 9-1-1!" with his eyes. At least Brad will be able to pick out Ann out of a line-up when she's brought up on stalking charges.

Larry King would have hardly batted an eye. Because he's old. And pretty much deaf. But nothing impresses him anymore and that's why he's the master.

Let's hope Ann will be back on her meds if she ever interviews the Pope. Eye-f--king the pontiff would be the Most Awkward Moments Ever, right after the time we walked in on our parents having sex.

By Paige Muller

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