Gwyneth Paltrow & Scarlett Johansson's Girl Fight

And . . . Jessica Biel Is Delusional

* Gwyneth Paltrow and Scarlett Johansson are ready to claw each other's eyes out on the Iron Man 2 set, reportedly because Gwynnie is jealous that her co-star is stealing the limelight. Is it any wonder that she hates ScarJo? She's young, hot and is basically the exact opposite of Paltrow. Expect more thinly veiled hints about "frenemys" in the next sanctimonious issue of GOOP (rubs hands in glee).

* Kourtney and Khloe Kardashians' new Miami boutique, which will be the center of the new Kardashian reality show spin-off, was vandalized. Police are on the look out for a suspect answering to the name Kim Kardashian . . .

* Country crooner LeAnn Rimes was photographed with her very married "other man" Eddie Cibrian during halftime at a Lakers game. Is there a Northern Lights sequel in the works or something?

* Recent jail bird Nick Hogan is having trouble getting his own reality show. Pretty much the only way Nick Hogan is gonna find himself on TV again is if he's involved in a foot chase on Cops. "I'm in pursuit of a white male wearing baggy pants and three pounds of fake gold chains. Suspect keeps flipping his middle finger at me and shouting 'Do you know who I am'."

* Trying and failing to promote Black Eyed Peas' new album, Fergie claims to have dabbled in lesbianism. She tells The Sun, Put it this way, I've experimented definitely, but I have never had a steady girlfriend. Unfortunately, this bit of over-sharing is hot only if you're into trannies. Er, something you'd like to get off your chest, Josh Duhmel? You know, just between us?

* Cynthia Nixon got engaged to her longtime girlfriend Christine Marinoni. Thanks a lot Carrie Prejean. You've spent the last month blathering on about gay marriage and look at the consequences. Anyway, congrats to the ginger star for using the impending nuptials to remind everyone who the hell she is and grabbing a nanosecond of attention away from Sarah Jessica "We're Having Twins! My Husband Isn't Gay" Parker.

* Ashlee Simpson is said to be pregnant again, but while Ash is excited and hopes baby number two will help her hold on to Pete, her hubster is having second thoughts. "He loves his freedom" and "doesn't want to be tied down and stuck at home all the time." Great idea Ashlee. Use your infant children as a prop to trap your husband -- just ask Britney Spears how well that worked out. Besides, who will help all those strippers pay for college if Pete is stuck at home? God, don't be so selfish.

* Jessica Biel is the latest starlet to claim her "good looks" hurt her career, telling Allure magazine "Yeah, it really is a problem." Funny, we thought the reason was her stunning lack of talent. But maybe Jess has a point. Charlize Theron? Halle Berry? Kate Winslet? Total. Hags. Such blatant discrimination against pretty people must not be tolerated. Screw the whole sucky economy thing, President Obama, this should be your top priority. She's like Rosa Parks, that one.

* Rage-prone Christian Bale already did a mea culpa but keeps getting asked about the infamously leaked rant on the set of Terminator: Salvation. Jeez people. It's not like he drove around LA drunk and called a cop sugar tits while blaming Jews for his problems.

* Paris Hilton is the subject of a new documentary, Paris, Not France, which is billed as a behind-the-scenes look at her life. You mean there's anything left that we don't already know about her?

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends. From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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