Bling Overload

If there's one thing we love about Paris Hilton (hint: there isn't), it's that she's really mastered the art of subtlety. So UNDERSTATED, right?

She's just about to blend into the wall in her best intergalactic space princess gown (by Basil Soda), poor dear. It's really rather sad.

Even fashion disaster Bai Ling would turn her nose up at this dress that looks like she bought it for $45.99 at one of those stores in the mall that solely carry dresses made of flammable material. Granted, Bai is likely to accessorize with her nipples but at least she won't set-off the the alarms going through airport security either.

And how is it P. Hilt never forgets to pack her tiara but can't seem to remember to wear underwear?

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
		About the author:
		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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