Plus, Jamie Kennedy's Starting To Wonder Just What The Heck He's Gotten Himself Into

* Well, someone's not waiting for his Yep, I'm Gay! magazine cover. Adam Lambert left a Hollywood club last night hand-in-hand with his boyfriend, Drake LaBry (which is the porn-iest sounding name we've ever heard). Not that there was ever much doubt---the subtle clues were there if you wanted to look hard enough. Like his flamboyance and love of costumes, his guyliner and mani-pedi fetish, the Internet pictures of him kissing men, the fact that he's actually got a boyfriend and the way that Kara DioGuardi publicly confirmed that he's gay. But god knows the only thing that will satisfy gay-outter Perez Hilton is if Lambert poses on the cover of Rolling Stone, sprawled out on a fur rug wearing Bruno's cheetah hot pants and glittery lipgloss, and a "1-800-Duh-I'm-Gay. Call Me Perez" headline.

* Sacha Baron Cohen is being sued by an old woman for allegedly attacking and leaving her "crippled" while playing his flamboyant character, Bruno. We're assuming
it's Eminem in a wig and makeup and that this whole thing is staged.

* Finally, after dropping hints the size of boulders, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are engaged. We're surprised she didn't call CNN to make the announcement. Luckily she's already picked out her own engagement ring. Well, since she's going to be wearing it for the next two to three years she should get something she really likes, right? Now she'll need to get busy shopping for the perfect wedding dress. In a size two, of course.

* In today's "You've Got To Be Kidding Me" news, Octomom is attacking Kate Gosselin for exploiting her children for attention---the Angelina Jolie wannabe has just signed a reality show and book deal, and has trademarked Octomom. We'll take "hypocrisy" for $1,000 please, Alex.

* Lindsay Lohan is in Paris, reportedly talking to the House of Emanuel Ungaro about signing on as a "creative consultant" for the fashion line. But the current head designer, Esteban Cortazar, is "threatening to leave the company if they bring Lindsay on as a consultant." Apparently some people don't think that making leggings and spray tanner count as fashion experience. And let's not forget the spectacular choreography she executed in her commercial for Italian lifestyle brand Fornarina, for which she is spokeswoman. Weird. So yeah, maybe the film industry doesn't take her seriously. But we can't imagine what fashion's problem is. Anyway, doesn't Amy Winehouse have the "burned out coke whore" fashion line thing locked down already?

* Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were spotted together the morning after the MTV Movie Awards. They must be sexing it up. Or, we dunno, STARRING IN A MOVIE TOGETHER.

* According to Eddie Cibrian's wife, Leann Rimes is "stalking" her husband and refuses to leave him alone. The married co-stars met on the set of their Lifetime movie earlier this year and were busted canoodling thanks to some grainy video footage after a rumored three-hour hotel room tryst. Ah, the old "she's stalking me I swear" excuse. Yep, that one comes right after "we're just friends, I swear" in the Cheating For Dummies handbook. Gee, Leann. Why don't you leave Eddie alone and concentrate on having sex with your own husband? Oh, wait

* Tori Spelling's mom still claiming Tori is responsible for Aaron Spelling's death, and yet somehow, that didn't force a reconciliation between mother and daughter. Can't imagine why.

* Former Sabrina the Teenage Witch star Melissa Joan Hart, or as we like to call her "Bitchy, Washed-up Former Actress," was overheard off-camera at a radio station saying she hoped cancer-stricken Farrah Fawcett wouldn't die and bump her off the cover of People magazine which has her posing in a bikini after losing 42 pounds. So heartwarming. But in her defense, she probably hasn't had carbs in months so she's understandably a bit cranky.

* Squeee! People's "Sexiest Man Alive" Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig (aka Double-O Behave!) will be teaming up in a new play on Broadway this fall called A Steady Rain. Or better known as Our Steamiest Fantasy Come To Life. The play is about "two Chicago cops whose friendship is tested by a domestic dispute they encounter in a poor neighborhood." Okay, so what is the title referring to exactly? The pivotal scene where Hugh and Daniel embrace in the rain pant-less? Or maybe it refers to the pivotal scene where Hugh and Daniel embrace in the shower shirtless? What? It's called artistic license, people!

* Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy, went on a L.A. radio station to deny engagement rumors after the two were allegedly spotted shopping in a Las Vegas
jewelry shop. And even though they're not yet engaged, since they've been together all of two months, Jennifer was very clear in letting Jamie know that she expects to be in the very near future, saying "A timeline? By this time next year, if we're not planning something, then there's a situation." With her track record, she will be engaged. Just not to Jamie. Gazing into our Magic 8 ball, Jaime will pop the question around Thanksgiving. They'll stay together until New Years, after which she'll dump him and find a new guy in time for Valentine's Day and get in engaged to plan a theoretical fall wedding that will never happen. Repeat as necessary.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
		About the author:
		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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