Gratuitous Eye Candy. . . You're Welcome

We're going to go out on a limb and predict that the next Twilight movie will trounce Jake Gyllenhaal's upcoming flick, Prince of Persia.

But forget numbers at the box-office. Another battle will be raging in the hearts and pants of audiences to decide which big screen hunk is hotter: Robert Pattinson or Jake Gyllenhaal.

R. Pattz (he'll always be Cedric Diggory to us) has that irresistible cadaver complexion, and his Englishy English accent, and his hair, which is so vertical it can pick up radio waves from any lonely 12-year-old heart on planet Earth. And who knew he was sporting abs sharp enough to draw blood under those slouchy flannel shirts? But Pattzthanks in part to a role as a perpetual teenage vampirecomes off like a kid. Though those expressive eyebrows of his hint at a wicked inner bad boy.

Dark and slightly brood-y, Jake is the sensitive sort who can write emo-poetry but still totally flex his awesome muscles to do all those DIY projects around the house. Shirtless. And unlike Pattinson, Jake looks like a real grownup who has real sex. Forget Edward and Bella. Hello, how smoking hot was that smooch Jake laid on Heath Leger? Just imagine the lip locks with gal pal Reese Witherspoon! And you know what they say about the quiet ones (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) . . .

So who do you think is sexier: Robert or Jake?

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
		About the author:
		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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