We Feared We'd Be Forced To Cover Speidi's Antics Instead

Ok, people move along. Nothing to see here.

Contrary to reports by the National Enquirer that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, our god and goddess of gossip fodder, have split up, reps for the superstar couple say the rumors are "not true."

Whew.

We repeat, there is no need to horde food or stock up on emergency supplies. The apocalypse has been averted.

You can now return to your regular routine, secure in the knowledge that Brangelina are still as picture perfect as always, adopting the world's most adorable children, and earning millions of dollars per picture while you toil away working 9 to 5, waiting to use that 10% coupon for a night out on the town at Red Lobster.

Oh, by the way, Jennifer Aniston, you might want to cancel the parade and "Suck it, Angelina" skywriter before they charge you overtime.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
		About the author:
		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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