Pre-Tween Going On Britney

Meet Miley Cyrus' nine-year old sister, Noah, and her little friend Emily Reeves. The budding YouTube stars walked the red carpet modeling fashions from Paris Hilton's "Jailbait Collection." To repeat: THEY. ARE. NINE. YEARS. OLD.

Famewhores-in-training.

Just go ahead and book their stay in rehab for 2015, to be followed by a stint on Dr.
Drew's Sober House with Ali Lohan, Spencer Pratt and Andy Dick. What? You know he'll be back.

When the girls' parents wonder where they went wrong, they can just Google the pictures that are posted all over the Internet. We think Oprah needs to give them a talking to about proper parenting.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
		About the author:
		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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