Winona Ryder Vs. Jennifer Aniston: Who's The Bigger Sad Sack?

* Out takes of a topless Britney Spears from the set of her 2007 video "Gimme More" recently hit the Internet because apparently someone (*cough* Kevin Federline *cough*) thinks they can still market her as "sexy" for some quick bucks. Then again, the Real Housewives are supposedly "hot" and "interesting" so what do we know.

* Kristin Cavallari is getting an insane amount of money to replace Lauren Conrad on The Hills, to the tune of $63,000 per episode. Apparently it's, like, really hard work pretending to be so goddamn boring, bitchy and dumb all at the same time.

* According to a new expose, Paris Hilton was essentially a stripper for high-rollers in Vegas at one point. NY Daily News reports some Hollywood players "would pay
for girl-on-girl action" and that on at least one night, "Paris got naked, and the girls would get naked." Is this supposed to be shocking? For Paris, that's known as just another "Thursday night."

* Katherine Heigl was reportedly dropped from the cast of the upcoming romantic comedy Valentine's Day because she wanted an "astronomical" salary for her role in the ensemble cast. To put things in perspective, neither Julia Roberts, Jennifer Garner, Anne Hathaway, Ashton Kutcher, Shirley MacLaine or Bradley Cooper asked for nearly that much. Hey, that Grey's Anatomy money isn't going to last forever. Heigl is lucky she was even considered for the part and that no one else has been typecast as the shrill, annoying, chemically imbalanced girlfriend whose faults are overlooked because she has a huge rack. She's totally got that market cornered.

* Lauren Conrad admits the producers of The Hills forced a reconciliation between her and Heidi. And by forced she means wrote it in the script that tells her exactly how to look, feel, act and talk. You know, just like real life.

* Winona Ryder admits the biggest challenge in her life was getting over Johnny Depp. Wow. Way to obsess over things for twenty freaking years. And here we thought no one could rehash a relationship to death like Jennifer Aniston.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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