Suspicious Death Gets Even More Bizarre

If you, like us, heard the pervy details surrounding David Carradine's death, and the first thing that jumped to mind was kinky sex gone wrong, well shame on you.

According to Carradine's family lawyer, Mark Geragos, it was masked ninjas who may have killed Carradine as he tried to uncover groups working in the martial-arts underworld.

Uhm, ok . . .

The lawyer said the actor's family refuses to believe he died in a sadomasochistic sex stunt gone wrong despite his being found naked with a rope tied around his neck, wrists and genitals.

The bizarre claim was made on Larry King Live after a panel member said, David was very interested in investigating and disclosing secret societies.

Absolutely, said Geragos. What that means is connected to martial arts and his interest in martial arts. And so there is a suspicion that if there was some foul play, that that may be the first area where they should look.

Sure, and the suspects names' are Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Leonardo.

But to be on the safe side, does Uma Thurman have an alibi?

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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