Prison's No-Wigs Policy Forces Spector To Return to His Roots (What's Left Of Them Anyway)

What's scarier than the Real Housewives in high-def without makeup?

Take a gander.

As seen in his mug shot, Phil Spector's dome is no longer covered by one of the fright wigs he wore during his criminal trials.

Now that he is a ward of the California state prison system, wig-loving murderer Spector has been forced to return to his au natural state.

Throughout his murder trial and subsequent retrial for the murder ofLana Clarkson, we've marveled at the sheer breadth of his hairstyling abilities. There was the giant Angela Davis afro, of course, as well as the tribute to Paul McCartney circa the Help era and our personal favorite, the haircut that made him look like a power lesbian on a cruise ship holiday.

Word is, Michael Jackson is reportedly hoping to score a deal on the gently-worn collection on eBay to make his transformation from human to total whack job complete.

After this, we're really curious to find out exactly what Brett Michaels in hiding underneath that ridiculous bandanna of his. Chrome dome? Bad hair plugs? Frosted tips? No worries. Phil's lightly tousled shag wig would look good on him, don't you think? It would bring out his eyes and highlight his magnificently altered bone structure.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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