And . . . Singer Usher Files For Divorce & Realizes It's True What They Say, "Mother Is Always Right!"

* Katie Holmes is in talks to do a special performance on a future episode of So You Think You Can Dance. Obviously this is her second choice to appearing on Help, I'm in a Contract Celebrity Marriage ... Get Me Out of Here!

* Gossip Girl's Kelly Rutherford's estranged husband is angry he wasn't informed about the birth of their baby girl. He had to find out via the Internet, just like us!

* Good news for Justin "What Does Statutory Mean?" Gaston. He'll no longer have to worry about being prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. After speculation of trouble peaked when he and girlfriend Miley Cyrus simultaneously twittered about tears and goodbyes, it's been confirmed that the Disney darling has ended her nine month romance with her hunky 20-year old undie model. We're not sure what Miley and Justin had in common, but we're willing to guess that it was either a shared love of inappropriate disrobing or the fact that they both loved how rich Miley Cyrus was. But it's not all bad news for Justin. He's still got a shot at easy street if Madonna and Jesus split.

* A former staffer of Kate Gosselin says the mother of eight hit one of her kids with a plastic spoon. To be fair, the kid was totally hogging Kate's camera time.

* Lindsay Lohan flew to London in a bid to stalk her ex, Samantha Ronson, and somehow convince her that she's not a complete lunatic and that their relationship deserves another shot. Apparently it worked and she twittered the news about having her "favorite favorite" travel buddy with her. She also cryptically said she has "great news to share," which, coupled with the diamond ring she's been sporting lately, has people speculating they're engaged. Or Lindsay's just so malnourished she honestly believes they are.

* Former Playboy playmate Kendra Wilkinson and her fiancee Hank Baskett are expecting their first child. Hank and I are thrilled to announce that we are expecting our first child together, she says. In other news, Kendra just pumped her fist in the air and shouted, Woo-hoo. Guaranteed renewal for my reality show!

* R&B crooner Usher is apparently no longer saying "Yeah" to his marriage. He and his soon-to-be ex wife Tameka Foster are splitting after two years together. When your own mother boycotts the wedding at the last minute, the wedding is canceled and secretly rescheduled, those are all pretty strong signals that your marriage is doomed from the start. Another sign that your marriage is over? When your wife goes into cardiac arrest in a Brazilian hospital during liposuction and you weren't even aware she was out of the country. You know Usher's mother is going to be doing the moonwalk all around town singing her own acoustic version of The Hives' "I Hate To Say I Told You So."

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
		About the author:
		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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