Well, Gee . . . Look Who Has An Album Coming Out

Ricky Martin opened the door of his perfectly coordinated closet, stepped out, got scared and went back in but left the door open a crack after making a sexually ambiguous statement to TV Aqui.

The "Livin' La Vida Loca" crooner says, "his heart could belong to a woman or a man."

This is two steps into the gayborhood after previous "I Am Heterosexual, Hear Me Roar" statements, If I were gay, why not admit it? ... I am a normal man. I love women and sex. I am a real hot-blooded Puerto Rican, but I have never been attracted by sex with a man."

If Ricky starts dating Chaz Bono, just go ahead and cancel this year's Pridefest. Nope, no parade needed, folks. Everyone can stay home, the two of them together would have all the alphabet soup acronyms covered.

At this rate, Neil Patrick Harris and his partner's surrogate baby will have graduated from college by the time he states the obvious. But then he'll be old and no one will care because old-people sex is just ick. Nast.

By Paige Muller

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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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