Evidently Being Engaged 1,000 Times Makes You A Dating Expert, Not A Loser Like We Thought

In addition to recording a country tune (seriously), Jennifer "Yet Another Fiance Dumped Me So I Rebounded With Jamie Kennedy" Love Hewitt somehow found the time to pen a book about dating called The Day I Shot Cupid .

The tome will include "everything from tips on text-flirting and how to start over after a breakup."

HAHAHAHA! Didn't she once date Carson Daly? And some guy from LFO whose name we can't even be bothered to Google?

Because we're pretty sure that pretty much precludes Jennifer Love Hewitt from writing a dating advice book. We assume it's a parody then?

J-Love really needs to stop listening to those ghosts whispering in her ear that she's anything more than a mediocre actress on a show that no one under 60 watches.

Seriously, with her track record, the only person less qualified to give dating tips is Phil Spector.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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