Madonna Will Still Yell At Her In Spanish When She Goes Over Budget & Orders The Wrong Paint Color Though

Madonna is having Gwyneth Paltrow decorate her Malawian daughter's bedroom.

Because now Gwyneth does everything that previously required the handling of experts.

A source says, "Gwyneth has a home in the Hamptons area of New York and Madonna was so impressed with her daughter Apple's room that she asked Gwyneth to help her kit out Mercy's new bedroom."

Poor thing, hasn't she suffered enough already?

Gywnnie plans to cover the walls in old copies of GOOP, fill bookcases with her favorite children's books, like "Fat People Are Filled With Pure Evil" and 'I'm Pretentious And A Snob, But I Don't Know Why People Hate Me" and, of course, have red Kabbalah string made into a swing.

Or for Mercy to use to fashion into a ladder and escape out the window.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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