Oh, What A Feeling!

Ceiling Eyes, is that you? With her new blonder 'do' and covered cleavage, Audrina Patridge is practically unrecognizable at the MuchMusic Awards.

Maybe she was hoping to slip by unnoticed to avoid answering question about getting dumped by Star Trek hottie Chris Pine.

We can't quite manage to get the math worked out on this look. Like, is that tube dress + shrug + arm warmers? We're pretty sure there wasn't an arctic cold snap in Canada over the weekend. Everyone behind her seems fine in t-shirts! And if she was feeling a bit of a chill, the exposed chest ventilation system would seem to defeat the purpose.

So what was the inspiration here? Flashdancer Dancing For Money To Pay For A Night On The Town, Hopefully Catching The Eye Of A Sugar Daddy, Then Staring As One Of The Slutty Women On The Real Housewives Of Orange County?

Because we would totally watch that.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
		About the author:
		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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