How Soon Until They Get Their Own Manolos And Crazy Carmen Miranda Hats?

Congratulations to Michelle Ross, Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick's rent-a-womb surrogate, for successfully delivering twin girls, as per the mutually agreed upon terms of her contract.

Michelle gave birth on Monday night to the highly anticipated twins at East Ohio Regional Hospital in Martins Ferry, Ohio.

SJP never had to get fat, but she is a little sad she'll be missing out on all the back in shape so soon after having a baby" publicity.

Marion Loretta Elwell Broderick, weighed 5 pounds, 11 ounces, and Tabitha Hodge Broderick weighed 6 pounds. We would have bet money Matthew would have wanted to name them Liza and Judy.

Oh, and cheers to the proud parents who can now use photos and endearing stories about their little bundles of joy to dodge those pesky and persistent questions about their relationship, "Look, cute babies!"

The couple also have a 6-year old son, James Wilkie.

All three people involved with this pregnancy have had a rough time of it. The surrogate received an enormous amount of media attention once her identity was revealed, with two policeman even allegedly plotting a break-in to her home in hopes of digging up dirt to sell to the tabloids.

Let's be real, it's not like they're Brangelina---it's SJP, plus one. The cops were looking to score naked photos of Matthew and Kevin Spacey.

We're sure that SJP and Matthew, as well as the surrogate, are incredibly happy
and relieved that this "transaction" has finally been completed.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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