Replace His Name With R. Kelly's And We Wouldn't Have Blinked An Eye

No matter what they do, there are some celebrities we just automatically suspect of the worst. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt could find the cure for cancer tomorrow and we would still think they're desperate famewhores.

On the flip side, there are those who we are always willing to give the benefit of the doubt.

Case in point, rumors are heating up that Morgan Freeman has allegedly been carrying on a near-incestuous affair with his step-granddaughter, E'Dena Hines, for at least ten years.

E'Dena is the granddaughter of Morgan's first wife, whom he and his estranged second wife Myrna raised since she was a young child.

She's now 27, so if you're doing the math, that would mean she was 17 and Morgan was 62 when "come and give grandpa some sugar" stopped being just a peck on the cheek and starting including some tongue action. Basically, the year he became eligible for Social Security, she was working on getting a high school diploma.

Morgan and his wife split in 2007 after 24 years of loosely defined marriage. Reports claim the two had an open marriage and each pursued outside relationships. Which begs the question: Why the heck did they bother getting married in the first damn place? Joint tax savings and fights over closet space?

Now National Enquirer has ratched up the really, REALLY uncomfortable imagery by saying Morgan and E'Dena are planning on getting hitched.

Morgan has led her to believe that he wants to marry her, says a family insider.

Becoming Mrs. Morgan Freeman has been E'Dena's goal, revealed another family
source.

Mr. Easy Reader?

America's first black president before Bill Clinton or Barack Obama?

Mrs. Daisy's long-suffering chauffeur?

God almighty himself?

Noooooooooo!

After a several weeks-long Michael Jackson marathon we just can't take the loss of another piece of our childhood. We're going to curl up in the fetal position with a cuddly blanket and go to our happy place called "denial."

We refuse to believe the guy who built Batman's suit would sleep with the step-granddaughter he raised since she was a kid. A random underage prostitute in a seedy hotel? Sure. Pseudo-incest? Not so much, no matter how bad the Bucket List was.

So unless Woody Allen and Soon Yi show up on the guest list for the Our Chapel Of Pervy Perverts wedding ceremony, we're gonna assume this is just a horrible case of mistaken identity.

After all, apparently some people think black people look alike in certain lights. Perez Hilton mistook Will.I.Am for his body guard when he got his arse kicked so it's totally plausible, right?

Right!?

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
		About the author:
		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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