Lost A Son; Gained A Jackson 5 Spin-Off Group

Millions of people were moved to tears when Michael Jackson's daughter, Paris, spoke at her dad's memorial service.

But even in the face of tragedy, Joe Jackson always manages to find a silver lining.

In this case, it's how to profit from of his grandchildren.

In an interview with Good Morning America, Joe said, "I keep watching Paris, she wants to do something."

As for Blanket, Joe said the boy has got the moves, "That's what they're saying. He can really dance." It was at this point that Joe's pupils turned into dollar signs, and he started humming the song "For The Love of Money" (money, money, money, money, mon-ey).

He didn't mention what Prince Michael's talent is, so we're guessing he'll play bass.

Joe's got it all planned out. Mondays: fittings for single white sparkly gloves and black loafers. Tuesdays: Moonwalking lessons. Wednesdays: Practice signing paychecks over to granddad. Thursdays: Trying marionette strings on for size. Fridays: Teaching the kids this really fun game called "Guessing Grandma Katherine's ATM code."

But you want to know what's really remarkable? Joe Jackson actually went 17 entire words without trying to hype up his label, or his Blu-Ray DVDs, or his shoes, or anything else that would have made him even richer.

That must be some kind of a record.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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