This News (Or Rather Lack Of) Probably Isn't Going To Help Her Recovery Much

Dang, what's a girl gotta do to get some attention these days?

When D-list actress Mischa Barton got on the train to Cuckootown we thought she had joined the ranks of Britney Spears and Mariah Carey.

But apparently after the head-shaving, chopper-chasing, ambulance-cramming awesomeness of Britney going bonkers, no one actually cared about her descent into public madness.

According to a high-level magazine editor, Mischa's publicist was pushing hard for his recently hospitalized client to land the cover on one of the celebrity weeklies.

She didn't.

"As sad as Mischa's recent problems are, what seems to be upsetting her representatives even more is that no one really cares," said the editor

Maybe if she donned a pink wig? Or better yet, if there was a really sensational story, like Anne Heche wandering into people's houses in her underwear babbling about spaceships (remember that?!).

See, Mischa, you just didn't go crazy enough.

It looks like Mischa is going to have to get on the cover of a tabloid the good old-fashioned way. You know, by being a talented actress, getting knocked up, or having her husband leave her and their eight children to chase floozies around
Southhampton with Michael Lohan.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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