Working Title, "Hollywood Is Clearly All Out Of Good Ideas"

Jon Gosselin sure bitched and moaned about being in front of TLC's klieg lights.

But apparently that was only because inconveniences like "marriage" and "responsibility" got in the way of him hooking up with skanky twenty-somethings.

Now that he's ditched the wife and brood of eight, the earring-sporting-Ed-Hardy-wearing-hair-plugs-can't-be-far-behind middle life crisis poster child is ready to roll film on his own reality show.

A source close to Jon told E! that, "Jon has a lot of things going on now with his career. Of course his main concern is his children, but he is focusing on his private and his professional life. He is looking into some major international endorsement deals and it looks like he is going to have his own show."

Hmmm.....let's see. MATH TIME! Douchebag who attracts slutty methfaces + a closet full of tacky Ed Hardy gear + the drunk glow + male pattern baldness = Bret Michaels' successor! VH1, roll out the welcome mat!

Rock of Love 4: We Haven't Quite Hit Rock Bottom Yet But We Keep Trying; set your Tivos.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
		About the author:
		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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