And Mel Gibson's Shirt-Ripping Pap Attack

* Kevin Federline is in talks to star in a reality show. Since being paid to take care of your own kids isn't exactly riveting television, producers needed another angle--weight loss! K-Overfed seems to have packed on close to 100 lbs since his days with Britney. Hey, come to think of it, we haven't seen him with his two older kids the ones he had with Shar Jackson lately. You don't think he ate them, do you!? Too bad the name The Biggest Loser is already taken. It works on so many levels.

* Jon Gosselin's new girlfriend Hailey Glassman is "bisexual." Shocker. But of course, this isn't the real kind of bisexual. This is "bisexual", which basically translates into "I want to be famous and I'll pretend to love anyone who will further my career." We're looking at you, Tila Tequila.

* Remember that book L.A. Candy that Lauren Conrad wrote, the one that spent a terrifying two weeks at the top of the N.Y. Times Bestseller list? It looks like her story may be made into a movie. Lauren admits to hoping for a movie deal and is said to be weighing her options. Uh, folks? Her book is ALREADY on film. It's called The Hills.

* After only six months of marriage, Fergie and hubby Josh Duhamel are reportedly already on the rocks. Apparently Josh wants to start a family, but Fergie's not ready to "give up her rock n' roll lifestyle." Riiiight. If there's one thing we learned in high school biology, it's that you can't make a baby if both people have a penis. So if Josh really wants a kid, he should just do what everyone else in Hollywood does: get a cocktail waitress wannabe actress knocked up. Bam, a baby and 18-years of child support without the fuss of a relationship.

* Rachelle Lefevre, who played the role of Victoria in the first two Twilight movies, has been replaced with Richie Cunningham's daughter Bryce Dallas Howard. Summit issued a press release saying Bryce would take over the role because Rachelle wasn't able to shoot the movie due to "scheduling conflicts." Let's be real."Scheduling conflicts" is code for "beeyotch got fired" or "beeyotch wanted more cash" or "beeyotch wanted to do real acting."

* Is the fairy tale love affair between Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds coming to an end? There have been many rumors of ugly public spats between the two of late and now it appears as though a recent fight before Comic-Con caused Reynolds to cancel his appearance because he didn't want to be around his wifey. Honestly, we're not at all surprised. Because no one can love Ryan and his six-pack abs as much as he loves himself and his abs. ScarJo's Iron Man 2 co-star Gwyneth Paltrow will undoubtedly offer her annoying and unsolicited advice about how to have a happy marriage because the woman who split from Brad Pitt and ended up with Chris Martin is clearly an expert in matters of the heart.

* First, there was The Break-Up, then The Baster and now we have PUMAS. Variety says Jennifer Aniston will co-star in the movie about "two thirtysomething women who make a habit of romancing younger men and take a French skiing vacation that challenges their romantic expectations." Really, Jen? God, what's next? Derailed: Jennifer Aniston's Failed Love Life or Love Happens, Just Not To Me or maybe Rumor Has It...You Have A Brad Pitt Doll Made From His Hair And Toenail Clippings That You Sleep With Every Night.

* Mel Gibson stepped out with his pregnant girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, to celebrate the launch of Playhouse night club. The couple was reportedly in the VIP section of the club. At that point, a magazine reporter allegedly posed as a fan and asked for a picture of the movie star. Mel reportedly ripped the the crown of thorns from his head and grabbed the reporter, ripping his shirt. The pap is suing for assault but Mel was really just doing a public health service and checking him for "sugar tits."

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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