Zac Efron The Only Person Who Hasn't Already Seen Vanessa Hudgens Naked

* The internets have been abuzz with rumors that outrageously outfitted pop singer Lady Gaga has both male and female parts. How very Brooke Hogan! It all came down to a grainy video, where it appears she has a little something extra in her pants. His/her people say there's no truth to the rumor. The rumors that she is a gigantic idiot are, however, totally true.

* Paula Abdul quit American Idol last Tuesday and by Friday, producers had replaced her with someone younger, hotter and free--Victoria Beckham. But new rumors claim Paula may still return if they agree to pay her $10M. Evidently she panicked when she found all the happy pills stashed around her house were gone and discovered dealers usually want more than a stick of gum and the spare change she picked up warbling "Straight Up" on the corner as payment.

* Joe "Better Make That Money Before I Beat You Sterile" Jackson will reportedly forced be out of his home per the custody arrangement agreed to by his wife Katherine and Debbie Rowe, the biological mother of Michael Jr. and Paris. Perfect timing! Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin were looking for a third to round out their Rogaine Posse.

* Paris Hilton's former manager is shopping around a tell-all book about his star client. Wait, what could he write about that would actually be considered shocking? At this point, the only thing he could reveal that would surprise anyone: that she has her GED.

* In an interview with Vanity Fair, Ryan O'Neal admits to accidentally hitting on his own daughter Tatum while loading Farrah Fawcett's dead body on a hearse. Unsurprisingly, Joe Simpson sees absolutely nothing wrong with that.

* Vanessa Hudgens' legal team is threatening to sue anyone who spreads around her nude photos. Beginning with her and her publicist.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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