Kourtney Kardashian Will Name Hers "Pimp My Baby For Fame"

Has Kathy Griffin taught these D-listers nothing?

As everyone on the planet knows, if you live in the limelight, every single aspect of your life must be fantastic and unusual. Your outfits, your diet, your choice of deity to worship, and especially your children.

They should be given wacky made-up names, like Suri, Maddox or Brooklyn. Names guaranteed to get them cornered in the sandbox, and eventually home schooled. But more importantly, get you free publicity in the tabloids.

Someone apparently missed that memo.

"Buffy the Vampire Slayer" star Sarah Michelle Gellar and husband Freddie Prinze Jr. welcomed their first child, daughter Charlotte Grace, on Saturday, Sept. 19.

Sometime-model-turned-Jude Law's-drunken-bootycall Samantha Burke gave birth to his latest child support recipient on Tuesday. Samantha has reportedly named her daughter Sophia, which is short for SophiaWantsHerCheckJude!

And the baby boom continues with Grey's Anatomy star Ellen Pompeo, who welcomed daughter Stella Luna on the 15th.

What the hell kind of well-adjusted, split-level ranch house in the 'burbs names are these!? After all, these kiddies are not delicate souls ready to be nurtured and loved, they're extensions of your personality, who will eventually blow most of your money
on crystal meth and rehab, because they could never live up to your past success.

Might we suggest an exotic nickname like ZaZa or adding some unnecessary punctuation, like a random apostrophe. Or even better, an umlaut. It's a small gesture, but funnier. More Hollywood.

Honestly, those Star magazine covers don't just happen by themselves, people.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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