What, No Press Conference For The Big Announcement, Kim?

We knew it wouldn't last.

Before you get excited, Khloe Kardashian/what's-his-face aren't getting divorced--yet. Turns out they're not legally married anyway so really they should do everyone a favor and get the divorce papers going. You know, save everybody involved a little time and legal fees when this all blows up in their faces.

But we digress . . .

No, we knew it was only a matter of time before sister Kim Kardashian would break her publicity silence and crack open chapter six of her "Hey, I'm Supposed To Be The Popular One, Remember?" master plan to snatch the fame rug out from under her sisters.

With one sister pregnant and the other sister "married," Kim is currently the third most famous Kardashian sister. So acting quickly before she became the lonely spinster living with 25 cats, she has decided to get back together with her legitimately famous ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush.

Huh, what a strange and unexpected coincidence.

"They're totally back together for real," says a source close to the couple. "Kim and Reggie spent a few months apart getting their priorities together and figuring out who they were as individuals so they can make it work together."

If we were at all cynical, it sort of looks like Kim could have done this for publicity. Because now she can return to the glory days when she and Reggie Bush could make the headlines for arguing about fur or wearing a wig and pretending it was her real hair. Ah, those were good times.

Oh who are we kidding? Of COURSE it's a publicity stunt! That's all the Kardashian sisters care about. In fact, we're convinced Kourtney's the litmus test for one of them to go full Octomom and squeeze out a brood of fame-thirsty rugrats who need mustache waxes at two.

May God have mercy on us all.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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