Finally, Something That's Not About Those Kardashians!

Rihanna's got Justin love-stoned and we think Biel knows.

We think she knows, knows, knows ...

After months of on-again, off-again rumors, Star Magazine and Us Weekly claim Justin Timberlake manned up and dumped his girlfriend of three years, Jessica Biel, and is now hooking up with singer Rihanna.

A mutual pal of the pair says, "It was over for good about a month ago."

Honestly, we don't know what took Justin so long. He must have finally gotten tired of Jessica's squat thrust grunts passing for conversation and rolling his eyes every time she whined about her beauty getting in the way of her career quest to be more like Keira Knightly and Natalie Portman (wah wah woh wah wah).

Rihanna and Justin have been talking and texting on the phone nonstop since the VMAs, says a close pal. Then at [the studio where the two are working on Rihanna's
new album], Justin was joking about strippers. He said she needed to entertain him like that. So Rihanna gave him an impromptu lap dance!

"Justin has made it clear he is 100% into Rihanna, and she equally feels the magnetic attraction," says a source. She is a total tease and loves flirting with him. She digs him and wants to date him too!

Well, as long as Justin doesn't bash her face in or bite her, he's already doing better the last guy. That's the great thing about battered women. They set the bar so low!

Jessica reportedly found out that Justin wasn't bringing his sexy back -- or any other body parts -- around for her to cling to over the phone.

While most would find Justin's breakup method disgraceful, we respect Justin for considering his safety and the effects of Jessica's roid rage when he opted for the phone breakup.

It takes a real man to realize and accept that his girlfriend could break his neck by simply flexing her triceps from 10-feet away.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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