Sees Kid #4 For The First Time On Tabloid Cover

Samantha Burke is putting her "certificate of achievement" from Joe Jackson's "How to Pimp Your Child for Personal Profit" class at the learning annex to good use.

Jude Law's accidental baby mama sold off the first pictures of their five-week old daughter Sophia to Hello! magazine for $300,000.

Doesn't the magazine know we're in a recession? They overpaid for this non-story by about $299,999.99. But at least we can see that little Sophia inherited her daddy's hairline (or lack thereof).

"I think [Jude will] fall in love with her when he sees her. She has his chin and nose, and she does a little pout that I notice that he's done before, says Burke

Her baby pouts the same way Jude does? *rolls eyes* She must have seen him do it in a movie because Jude probably couldn't have picked Samantha out of a line-up before she got knocked up and all she saw during their 20-minute "relationship" was dollar signs.

Anyone else notice the 'White Oprah' glint in Samantha's eyes? A broken condom baby clothing line, Playboy cover and a memoir will be her next projects.

The money aside, slapping Sophia's photo on a magazine cover every now and again might not be a bad idea. That way, when Jude FINALLY finds time in his busy schedule to meet his DNA spawn at some point down the line, he'll at least know what she looks like so they can avoid the whole "I swear I didn't know she was my daughter when I tried to hit on her" scenario.

Awkward.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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