Chris Brown Still Wookin Po Nub With Rihanna

* Now that he's all but castrated himself financially, former Jon and Kate Plus 8 star Jon Gosselin will be humiliating himself in a new reality show in which he'll be dating Octomom Nadya Suleman. Producer Bobby Goldstein says he will produce the pilot, called Jon Kate = Jon Octomom, with a former producer of The Jerry Springer Show. Funny, there was a time when we thought Speidi's inexplicable fame would bring about the apocalypse. Ah, the good old days.

* Only ten months after getting married, Josh Duhamel has been accused of cheating on wife Fergie with some second-rate stripper named Nicole Forrester he met in Georgie. Duhamel met Forrester in at an all-nude club in Atlanta called Tattletales Lounge, where she performs under the name Delilah. Duhamel emphatically denies the report. Fergie is seeking solace with fellow "Chicks with Dicks" member Brooke Hogan because this rumor could cause her to reach for the pipe.

* Lindsay Lohan has returned to her wang-ly ways and has been shacking up in hotels with male model Petey Wright. The couple had been seen kissing at a nearby nightclub the night before. The sexually fickle star met Petey at a photoshoot at the hotel on and, according to onlookers, it was instant attraction. Of course, some could say she never really gave up the peen and point to Samantha Ronson as evidence.

* Chelsea Handler apparently did Playboy. So now they're just trying to make people cry? Is that what's happening? Hugh Hefner's dying so we all have to suffer?

* As if the nearly month-long pre-nup negotiations weren't enough of a bad omen, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom decided to piss in the face of fate and get their initials tattooed on each other because that's not bad luck or anything. We're assuming Khloe posted the pics on her blog because she has friends in the divorce pool for this train wreck and wanted to protect her cut.

* Pete Wentz lost a bet to Gabriel Saporta of Cobra Starship which cost him space on his arm. Yep, Pete got Gabriel's face tattooed on his person. Pete explained his new skidmark on his Twitter: "my head hurts. i was buzzed lightyear last night. followed thru on a gentlemens bet w/@gabrielsaporta now i have 1 more bad tattoo." Why does delicious alcohol always take the fall for god-given douchery?

* For the teenager (circa 1989) in you who has always wanted dreamed of being Mrs. Corey Feldman, now's your chance! Because Feldman and his wife Susannah have decided to split. The two have been married for 7 years, so they should give themselves a pat on the back, because that's like 50 years in Hollywood time. Now that he's solo and unemployed, expect a The Two Coreys of Love reality show in 3...2...

* Oh, do tell. Ashlee Simpson might have been kicked off Melrose Place because Heather Locklear wanted to be the only big name star. Although it's hard to believe that anyone who considers Ashlee Simpson a threat would even have enough clout to get a sandwich, much less final say on casting.

* Brittany Murphy was visited by the cops around 2:30am because she was on her balcony screaming and claiming she heard gun shots. No evidence of foul play was discovered, but let this be a lesson to you. If you ever hear gun fire, and you suspect a killer may be on the loose, go out into the open and flail around and yell at the darkness. If you have time, call 911, but first things first.

* Who the heck thought this would be a good idea!? Scarlett Johansson will make her Broadway debut in the revival of Arthur Miller's play A View From the Bridge. She tried to convince reporters this was an actress trying her hand at theater Broadway run, not an I can't get any actual work so only Broadway would take me run. Yeah, we're not buying it either. The play opens on Dec. 28, then closes on Dec. 28-and-a-half.

* Chris Brown needs a life-time Twitter ban. He apparently misses Rihanna so much that he used the social media app to link to a YouTube video of both of them kissing and hugging entitled The Way We Used To Be.' It's enough to bring tears to the eyes, isn't it? You know, tears like you get when someone's chewing on one of your ears and loudly threatening to kill you.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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