This Is What You Get When Tabloids Throw Darts At Random Names To See What Happens

"Men Who Cheat On Their Hot Wives" week continues with rumors that Jessica Alba's husband Cash Warren made out with reformed celebesbian Lindsay Lohan.

Wait, what?

Us Weekly reports that the duo "immediately gravitated towards each other" at West Hollywood hot spot Villa a couple of weeks ago and ""ignored friends and just chatted." The real trouble began half an hour in. "Lindsay and Cash started making out," an onlooker tells Us.

"Lip on tongue," the eyewitness continues, "It was raw. They were not shy!"

What guy in his right mind would voluntarily hook up with Lindsay Lohan? Is it 2003 again or something? The only conceivable reason Cash would make out with Lindsay is that he either lost a bet or he was tired of having to put out for every increase in his allowance and decided to audition for VH1's new show: I'm a Dumb Ass! with host Jon Gosselin.

Just as unbelievable as the affair is Lindsay's denial, insisting that she'd never get hook up with a married man and that they are just friends and working on a TV project together.

"Cash Warren is a BUSINESS partner, nothing more, nothing less. And I have NO interest in anything but focusing on my career/work, as well as my family, and getting everyone holiday gifts! Eeeks-stressful!"

"Business partner?" "Focusing on my career/work?" Lindsay really thinks we'll believe that? Not likely unless "working on a TV project" means going to the projects and stealing a TV to be sold for crack.

By Paige Muller

Paige Muller, Gossip & Hollywood Hijinx
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		Paige Muller is a gossip gal with an appreciation – some would say obsession – for Hollywood hijinx, celebrity style and the latest fashion trends.  From who hooked up, who's knocked up and "WTF are they wearing?", Paige offers all the dish, with a side of snark. When not pondering Jennifer Aniston's perplexing post-breakup PR strategy, Paige is a published writer and communications professional who has worked with brands like Dove, L'Oreal, More magazine, Gap and WE: Woman's Entertainment.
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